I know many of you have to inability to keep your minds out of the gutter for more than 69% of your day. I also know that given some of the things I've blogged about and/commented in your blogs about, you don't think that I am "innocent" by any stretch of the imagination. But, if you should happen to hear this story on the news today, contrary to popular belief and in spite of your chit-chatter amongst friends, this WAS NOT me!!!
Kentucky woman charged with trading sex for Gas Card!
I'm appalled.
My cousin already called me...you know, just to check and make sure---the nerve!
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Well, you know, you WERE so pissed about missing the cheap gas...
And what's wrong with trading a renewable resource for a non-renewable resource?
NoR~That's why I totally had to begin the morning by proclaiming my innocence.
NoR~You are my new BFF
Once again, a great article with no pictures. Sadness.
Here's a way to make money off this story - make T-shirts that say, "Sexual favors give me gas." All of the hoe-bathin' KY women will buy them in droves and you will be rich - RICH!
Finally, I wonder if the KY woman used a special KY jelly. My understanding is that 69% of the time you don't need it.
MrT~L.M.A.O!!!
Love the T-shirt idea! *Patent pending. Totally love how you alluded to the last post here :)
You are a RIOT!
MRT, I was just about to go into an explanation of when you might need KY jelly and got the damn joke.
Wait, I hear the horn of the short bus, gotta run.
NoR~I won't even tell you how long it took me to get it! Save me a seat! Beep Beep!
NoR, you can still explain when one might need some Kentucky jelly if you want. I think it would make for some interesting writing.
Tera, I have been told several times before that my jokes have a time-delay on them.
MrT~But they are too damn good though...proceed as normal!!! :-)
MrT~I'm almost tempted to delete your last spoiler...I mean comment. I want to know who else will be on the bus with NoR and me!!!
Grover, of course.
I am sure all of the cool kids would want to be on the bus with the two of you.
And someday I might share some of my Grover stories. He was/is a little crazy and very twisted/creative. He made a short film one time called, "How Satan Got His Groove Back" about how Satan fell in love with Taye Diggs.
NoR~I cannot laugh anymore...please...stop!
MrT~I wonder where his inspiration came from???
Tera, want to laugh more? go to the bottom of my sad post of yesterday.
Is it just a matter if not being enough gas cards?
Gyuss~The only matter that matters here is that it wasn't me...that's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Suuurrre it wasn't you. I believe you.
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Susan~I knew I could count on you! ;-)
Do you think her "boyfriend" could also be her pimp and that's why he's so supportive?
Churlita~You know, now days, nothing surprises me!
the only thing that appalled you about this was that you didn't think of it first. admit it. missing out on the 99 cent gas brought on a whole new level of pissivity for you and you decided to retaliate and have some fun while you were at it. :-)
Why, Heather...I fear you know me too well! :-)
My real life friends have been jokingly planning to do this for weeks now. So funny.
Kofi~I think A LOT of people's real life friends have been planning to do this! LOL!
Gives new meaning to "Fill 'er up"
yes u are innocent lol
have a safe weekend
LOLLLLLL @ dmarks!!
But you know, this would solve two of my problems in one fell swoop...!
DMarks~Classic!
Torrance~Thank you for your second on that motion :-)
Alan~He's a funny guy isn't he?
Why, do you have an abundance of gas cards stashed away somewhere?...
No, I don't have the cards, but if I did what this gal has done, I could get some--and some action too!
Alan~I had better not see your ass in the news next week!
Torrance~LMFBAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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