Friday, July 25, 2008

IRS: Ignorant & Retarded Sons-of-Bitches!

Okay, that title may be a bit harsh, but I am pissed, pissed, PISSED off, and this is my blog so I can say whatever the fuckety-fuck I please!

W's father owes me over $30,000 in back child support. I was willing to waive all arrearages when he got out of jail, but he wanted to be a dick head and abandon his son because he was upset with me, so I said to hell with it, that bastard can pay! I am not an unreasonable person by any stretch of the imagination, and I TOLD him that I wasn't going to sweat him about the support...I just wanted him to be there for his son. He had already missed 6 out of 7 years of his life (at his time of release), so I just wanted him to get to know him, spend some time with him, and get their father-son relationship back on track.

What does he do? The moment he found out that I made more in 1 paycheck than he made all month, he was pissed---uh reality check, while you were incarcerated for 6 years, I was in college! He was upset about dumb shit like my big screen TV, my newer car, and STILL holding a grudge about me having a child by another man---I don't do pity parties, and I had to let him know that real quick. I told him, "When you get put in jail behind stupid shit, the world doesn't fucking stand still and wait for your ass to get out...that's your problem!" So I guess in an attempt to throw a tantrum his punk ass stopped dealing with my son. He's been out for about 4 years now and I can count on one hand the amount of times he's actually seen him or held a conversation with him---mind you, W has his own cell phone.

So, why am I telling you all this? I have faithfully gotten support from him for the last 3 years, because I prosecuted him to the fullest extent...I can be a bitch when I need to, and will continue to be, because my son's heart is broken. Each year, I also get his entire income tax check to cover some of the arrearages. Well this year, Assholio decides he won't file taxes, because that would mean that I would get the tax check plus his stimulus check. So I called the IRS and the conversation went something like this:

Me: Hello, who do I speak to if I want to report someone for not filing taxes this year? I know he's avoiding child support.

Dumb Ass: (Of course she couldn't fathom dealing with any questions not related to the stimulus checks) Uh, what do you mean?

Me: Well, he's trying to keep me from getting his taxes this year because he owes back support, so I know he didn't file.

Dumb Ass: Oh (long pause).........................Well, there's nothing we can do about that.

Me: Excuse me?

Dumb Ass: We don't bother people about that (I bet Wesley Snipes would tell a different story, don't you?). If they get in trouble for something else, we might find out at that time, but other than that, we don't like...go after people.

Me: (Laughing) Yeah, okay---I'll keep that in mind next year when it's time to pay my high ass State taxes (slamming the phone down in her ear)!!!

Now, I ask you out there in Blogland...what's wrong with this picture? Do you mean to tell me that there is NOTHING they can do to him? You see I'll tell you what's wrong...I'm not on Public Assistance. I don't owe the State or the Feds anything, because if I did, they'd be all over that shit, so that they could get their cut of that check! I am growing more and more disgusted with this nation by the day!!!

Whew! Sorry for the rant, but I had to get that shit off my chest! Your thoughts?

43 comments:

NoRegrets said...

I like the word fuckity-fuck.

Beyond that, I don't know enough tax law to help. And I'm thanking whoever that he at least hasn't done something really nasty like break into your house to get the stuff that he doesn't have. And I"m sorry for your son. Stupid immature ex-con.

Tera said...

NoR~I love that word too...I've been saying it a lot lately.

That fucker wouldn't do something that crazy, because I would kick his ASS! He's the one who will hurt later, because the older W gets, the more he's not going to want to be bothered with him.

M. Robert Turnage said...

The IRS person on the phone was probably a temp worker who doesn't understand how the IRS works or how the internal organization is structured. You can talk to an accountant or CPA about this and they might give you a different phone number to call.

Hope you get your money.

Tera said...

MrT~That would really suck, because I was definitely transferred to the right department! Of course you know I will look into it further.

Susan said...

You know how much I love to use the term "fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck" so I agree with you firmly without even having to read the blog...lol

Want me to beat him down? 'cause I will.

Tera said...

Susan~I am coordinating things as we speak...His ass needs a major BEAT DOWN!

Nina said...

They CAN do something. It's just a matter of WILL they do something.

Tera said...

Nina~I know they can...He's just a small fish...they don't WANT to do anything!

M. Robert Turnage said...

The only reason I said that is that one of my friends worked for the IRS one summer. She got an Accounting degree and they just hired her as a summer temp, gave her very little instructions as far as to what to do, and then kept promising her a permanent position which never materialized.

But you're right, it doesn't make sense. It would be like calling the cops to report a crime and they said, "A CRIME? In progress? I'm sorry ma'am, but we don't handle that."

Tera said...

MrT~You sure do know how to break it down don't you? You're exactly right...same difference!!!

dmarks said...

"uh reality check, while you were incarcerated for 6 years, I was in college!"

I guess if he can't figure out that "college" is a better path to a career and good paycheck than "jail" is..... sheesh....

heather said...

mrt's right, you should speak to an accountant or a lawyer about this. it's total bullfuckingcocksuckingasswipery.
stop calling him your son's father. he doesn't deserve the title.
sperm donor will do.

and for the love of fuck, check
this out.

and for crying out loud lady, get rid of the wv already! how the hell am i supposed to get oiatphlg right on the first try? lol

T. Michelle Theus said...

First time reading your blog...but had to comment. You had me at "fuckity fuck" LOL

I hope you get your money. I know alot of women dealing with child support issues, and they have to go through so much just to collect it regularly it's like a full time job. It's crazy that there are so many loopholes for deadbeats and the custodial parent bears the brunt of making sure they are held accountable. *smh* Good luck and God bless.

- T. Michelle

Tera said...

Dmarks~My sentiments exactly!

Heather~bullfuckingcocksuckingasswipery?................Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! You KNOW this shall be added to my word bank!

And ahem...sperm donor it shall be!

T.Michelle~Thanks for coming by P&P...your comments are always welcome! It does seem as though the system protects them more than really trying to see that our children are provided for...what a messed up world we live in!

Tera said...

BTW Heather~I couldn't click on that link "for the love of fuck" you MUST e-mail it to me at once!

With regards to the wv...I do have less spam, so maybe I'll consider it...soon...uh it just took me 3 tries to type your name in this comment, so really, what's the difference? LOL!

Belle - A Beauty livin with her Beast said...

when i was owed back support i went to the state police. in our state it is a felony to be over 10,000 behind, so they go to jail and lose their liscence. they picked him up in a few days. not sure how the laws are in your state, but you might be able to call the child support office in your town. i wish you the best of luck

Nance said...

wow. they don't "go after anyone?" hmmm....good to know. ;-)

but seriously. yikes!

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

LOL

i just wonder if the call was taken here or in India

Tera said...

Belle~Yes, they do that in Ohio however, they have to be getting in trouble with the law for "something else," and they will "catch them" at that time.

Nance~Right!

Torrance~You may be getting me mad all over again! LOL!

Scott said...

Unfortunately the way our system works at all levels is to punish the law abiding citizens, the decent folks. Those who skirt outside of its boundaries are rewarded by the colletively turned heads of everyone from law enforcement to the neighbors we call friends.

Kofi said...

I know someone who went through a similar situation... her father never paid support and never filed taxes until after she turned 18 so the return couldn't be garnished. Or so he thought.

Because the state (TN) gave her mother assistance to make up for the missing child support, the state had his name on file and took many years' worth of returns until he made up the balance (tens of thousands of dollars).

The deadbeat dad is now at death's door due to hepatitis C and/or cancer. The only person who is in a position to give him a liver (or portion thereof), is the daughter he never gave two shits about.

How's that for karma?

Alan said...

Kofi, you made me whoop.

That is some raggedy, trifling-ass stuff right there. You ought to call the Steve Harvey Morning Show and let him cuss this dude out for you.

Anonymous said...

given that to get the stim check you must file taxes _I suspect you cant get it period if he wont file. I suspect they wont have a policy on this because its a one time deal.

As to the regular taxes they should auto file it for you =-if you get into same situation with your student loans they will auto garnish the refund due to your lender.

NoRegrets said...

Walmart

NoRegrets said...

Walmart

T. Michelle Theus said...

Wow! @ Kofi's comment. That's a crazy hot mess right there...sounds like a made for tv movie or something! Now I'm dying to know: is she giving him the liver or what?

NoRegrets said...

Walmart

NoRegrets said...

Yeah, I know, you're busy hunting down child support. But still.
Walmart.

Tera said...

***I apologize to all of you for the delayed responses.

Scott~I couldn't agree with you more!

Kofi~Karma like a mofo!!!!! What was the outcome?!

Alan~I enjoy calling things raggedy...of course when they are. Do you have that number handy?

Anon~So are you saying they will auto file his taxes???

NoR~Nope

NoR~Uhn uh

T Michelle~That's what I want to know!

NoR~Uh...No

NoR~Just not feeling that post right now.

Cyber D said...

This sucks beyond suckage... i hate this for you. I'm sorry if I'm repeating something someone else said b/c I didn't read the other comments but I'll tell you what i tell my wife when she gets a stupid as phone-operator. Call back and try again with someone else. Do this a couple more times. If you get the same response then you know it is the system and not the idiot person.

Tera said...

Cyber~You know, I haven't done that, but I might!

I love the word suckage :)

Michael said...

This does seem hard to imagine. So what they're telling you is, if you don't file, it's ok with them? Gee, what chumps we are for following the rules, then!

Tera said...

Michael~I was thinking the SAME thing...that shit can't be right!

Anonymous said...

I am wondering why you had another child out of wedlock? Two babies and two different babies daddies?
That does not sound like a smart move to me.
Now before you go off on some rant remember this is the internet. And you did put your business to the world to comment on.
I just don't understand your thinking and being pissed at your first baby daddy.
And since you make so much money let the brother have his pennies.
I also noticed in a later post of yours that it seems you are having sex without protection. Dam do you want another baby daddy? And if he works at wallmart, I don't think he makes much money, just my two cents.

Alan said...

Anonymous, you about to get torn a new one. Maybe if you had the stones to give a name, y'know, and take responsibility for your critique, then maybe you could have a dialogue with the author of the blog. But a hit and run like this? Spells T-R-O-L-L to me.

And ... GO!

Tera said...

Anon~Thanks for stopping by P&P! I'd like to say first and foremost, it's nobody's job to judge me and/anything that may have happened in my past but God...He is the only one that I have to answer to, and regardless of the choices that I made, my children are here, I love them dearly, and they do not have to worry about a thing, because I take good care of them.

Also, if you must know, I did NOT have unprotected sex with that man, and if you would read any of my subsequent posts and scrutinize them the way you have this one, you would know that he does NOT work at Wal-Mart, I met him there...he has a good, professional job.

So again, thanks for your comment, and thanks for stopping by...oh yeah, and if I have another "baby daddy" someday, that might be my business and not yours.

Good Day!

Tera said...
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Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

woman im laughing but i take it like u flirting w mw u know i like lol

Tera said...

Torrance~ ;-)

Tera said...

Alan~Thank you for making that point...good looking out!

Alan said...

And you know this. Nobody talks smack under my watch. That foulness came to my e-mail like a challenge, so I took it on.

For the most part, my group of blog regs have remained trollfree, and if I've anything to do with it, it'll remain so.

Let them go to places where it doesn't matter, like movie websites, and pour out that bile. this here is a real life, and they need to respect that. If they have something they really want to discuss, using "Anonymous" is not the way to do it.

At least in my book.

Tera said...

Alan~Noooowww I get it! I was wondering how all this madness came about! Of course I let it roll off, because anybody that knows me on this blog...and that MATTERS would be able to know a lot more than Anon would just from reading a couple of posts.

YES, I put it out there, because these are REAL issues that REAL people face, you know, those of us who don't live in bubbles and hide behind names like "Anonymous."

Thanks again my friend for the ass kickery...I'm sure most of our circle would get a kick out of this...I am going to have to direct them this way!

I just LOVE haters :)

heather said...

oh good grief!
what the hell was i trying to link too?? anybody got a clue cause mine are all gone.

sorry, but if you don't have the fucking miniscule, tiny ass balls required to leave a freakin name then you do ~not~ have the right to talk smack and run. that's just bull shit.
no, not even bull shit, shit has a purpose, trolls don't.