As school has begun, they are putting fall clothes on the racks, and summer is coming to an inevitable end, I have felt compelled to sit back and reflect upon the chain of events in my life for the past couple of months. Let's see...
These vacuums-for-pockets idiots at the KY BMV finally found out that I hadn't switched my car insurance from my Ohio policy, and now, I have incurred and additional (at my "convenience") $87 cost on my monthly premium.
The jerk I tried to build a long distance relationship with (back home) wasn't holding up his end of the bargain. And lets just say he's not the sharpest crayon in the box since he lives a few houses down from my mother...OF COURSE she wouldn't tell me!
I tried to reconvene adult activity with my Part-Time Peter...but to my surprise......he's a fucking loser too!
I found out I have to actually pay for the follow up visits to the dentist which should have been included in the umpteen thousands of dollars I paid them to do the work!
They stopped selling my favorite chicken wings at Wal-Mart....Bastards!
I haven't met anyone that moves me enough to even consider a first date with them, let alone a second.
Gas is STILL more per gallon than a frapping gallon of milk (which I'm still trying to figure out which is worse)!
My job as we all know it, still SUCKS! They've added extra duties for which they have no intentions of compensating me for...BITCHES!
It's been so damned hot outside, that I can barely make home from the grocery store without the veggies looking pureed, and the ice cream looking like milk.
I woke up this morning with a stupid ass flat tire, thus, my kids were late to school already on day 5. And the fact that I had to pay nearly $20 to get the fucker plugged makes my ass hurt!!!
In comments...you already know what to do!