As I am sitting here indulging in my delightfully tasty "Everything" bagel and laughing at NoR's comment on my last post, I decided to go ahead and continue to sprinkle you... Why must stupid people be allowed to roam freely among civilized human beings? I mean seriously...what is that all about? If I had $1 for every stupid person I have encountered in the past week, I would be well on my way to Hawaii...or to see Es in lovely Puerto Rico by now!
I have realized that I will be 30 next year, and I am going through such a random range of emotions that I can't even come up with a term for my....state of being. Is this a 1/3 life crisis (Shut it! I can be optimistic!)??? Why do I cry in the middle of my pedicure? Laugh at the helpless individual who tripped over something? And put a stop to the most wonderful sexual relationship I've had in my LIFE??? Something is wrong...something is terribly wrong.
You've just got to love those kids...W and D were successful at pulling off all A's and B's (of course D's would be O and S equivalents) however they SUCKED in the areas of Social Behavior and Work Habits!!! How in the hell do you pull off a punishment-reward??? I mean they have the best of intentions...even if nobody told D that the Goat Milk in my mom's refrigerator wasn't Egg Nog before he took a big gulp or that some Veterinarians actually do eat meat! Or even if no one has broken the news to Will that those batteries which are NOT stronger than Energizer are not "Every-day" batteries and he should learn to read more closely or that mom catching a whiff-of-funk and his having to wear deodorant now is not a "cool" thing. I've really got my work cut out for me!
I've lost 7 lbs. in less than a month which can totally be attributed to stress! The good thing is that my blood pressure is now under control....the bad thing is that I'm sure I gained every ounce of it back yesterday at the KFC All You Can Eat Buffet!
So what is a totally confused, sad-at-(most) times, over-worked, under-paid, (now) sexually frustrated, 29 year-old woman to do at a time like this?
To be continued...
20 comments:
I'm in a state of confusion. I have issues breaking off sexual relationships, especially good ones. If I were there I'd be that "what were you thinnkkking" friend that you'd just shake your head at...However, you had to be thinking something to make that decision.
That I was falling for him for the WRONG reasons...and I mean falling HARD!
Oh, my dear, I know exactly what you're talking about there. I've felt those pangs of pain and heard the little screams of sadness mixed with satisfaction.
Now, why is everything I write coming across as semi-erotic to me today?
Tee hee, I don't know, but I'm jealous!!!
stupid people shouldn't bred, I have a coffee mug that says that. You are welcome to visit me anytime you want,as for the sex ... oh damn, The best sex ever, that is a tough call but remember even the best sex gets old sometimes (OK, I don't really believe that but I'm trying to be supportive.)
Eslocura~I appreciate the support, but I could barely hold my laugh in while reading that!
I. Need. That. Mug.
Hmm... a bagel is a party? :-) KFC all you can eat buffet??!!! Oh my...
Dearie, you are so young and have plenty of time to find a sexually and emotionally satisfying relationship. Though I'm not quite sure why you have to give up the good sex right now... In any event, just gotta keep truckin' along.
You should tell them that Veterinarians eat the ones that die. That wouldn't scar them for life... not at all.
go shopping...for me! I promise that you'll feel better!
NoR~I hope I don't have to wait decades before I find the right thing, but I'm not allowed to say that, because Nina says I'm wishing too hard!
Hmmm...I don't think I will be telling him that, I will just stress that silent "g" and extra letters when he is trying to distinguish between the two words!
Nina~Suuure...not! You know how much I loathe shopping...even if it's for you and the little Bambino!
So I went and read Nors about bananas and sex implants and now I'm like..."all you can eat"
Whewww..It's going to be a long day..
And ps, there's nothing horribly wrong with getting through depression by writing about it on a blog.
Susan~I concur :)
NoR~No, but it will probably scare my commenters that I loved like Gyuss, Cyber, Q, etc. away...oh wait! They have already gone away! :(
erm...what exactly are you "sprinkling" us with?
(nance, i'm pretty sure it's her thoughts and issues. much like the rest of us the hope seems to be that if you spread it around enough something good will come of it.
i know, i know... i live in a farming community, whadda ya expect me to say?)
tera, there's a kfc with an all you can eat buffet!!! damn, that's dangerous stuff there, they put one near me i may never leave. as long as they don't mind me having chinese delivered once in a while.
Nance~Why, Hodge Podge of course! :)
Heather~Nicely put (yes, I get it)!
And with regards to the KFC...I am pretty sure there were angelic voices singing in the background the first time I laid eyes on it!
Cyber, I think I love you!
Should I sing you a song?
NoR~You do keep me on my toes don't you?
Since when does KFC have an all you can eat buffet????? Never heard of it. Unfortunately, I have no advice to give though. : (
Anali~And it's fabulous!!! The chicken tastes great, and they have bread pudding!
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