Why must stupid people be allowed to roam freely among civilized human beings? I mean seriously...what is that all about? If I had $1 for every stupid person I have encountered in the past week, I would be well on my way to Hawaii...or to see Es in lovely Puerto Rico by now!
I have realized that I will be 30 next year, and I am going through such a random range of emotions that I can't even come up with a term for my....state of being. Is this a 1/3 life crisis (Shut it! I can be optimistic!)??? Why do I cry in the middle of my pedicure? Laugh at the helpless individual who tripped over something? And put a stop to the most wonderful sexual relationship I've had in my LIFE??? Something is wrong...something is terribly wrong.
You've just got to love those kids...W and D were successful at pulling off all A's and B's (of course D's would be O and S equivalents) however they SUCKED in the areas of Social Behavior and Work Habits!!! How in the hell do you pull off a punishment-reward??? I mean they have the best of intentions...even if nobody told D that the Goat Milk in my mom's refrigerator wasn't Egg Nog before he took a big gulp or that some Veterinarians actually do eat meat! Or even if no one has broken the news to Will that those batteries which are NOT stronger than Energizer are not "Every-day" batteries and he should learn to read more closely or that mom catching a whiff-of-funk and his having to wear deodorant now is not a "cool" thing. I've really got my work cut out for me!
I've lost 7 lbs. in less than a month which can totally be attributed to stress! The good thing is that my blood pressure is now under control....the bad thing is that I'm sure I gained every ounce of it back yesterday at the KFC All You Can Eat Buffet!
So what is a totally confused, sad-at-(most) times, over-worked, under-paid, (now) sexually frustrated, 29 year-old woman to do at a time like this?
To be continued...