tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post3487998681223234617..comments2023-10-25T10:51:45.275-04:00Comments on Peruse & Ponder: A Large Order of Crack Cream With a Side of Pumice, Please?!Terahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05237609498669814077noreply@blogger.comBlogger63125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-58679423437322368772008-07-16T11:21:00.000-04:002008-07-16T11:21:00.000-04:00Now you know this is my favorite subject to hate o...Now you know this is my favorite subject to hate on, right? What about the 6'5" guy on the subway who simply HAS to cross his legs and extend his flip-flopped feet across the aisle so that not only do you HAVE to see them, but you have to do a frikkin' sideways mambo to get around them? What the HELL is he <I>doing</I>?!<BR/><BR/>I've toyed with the idea of taking pictures of all these unashamed flip-floppers and put their nasty-ass pups on blog blast. Why should I have to suffer alone? Maybe I can start a trend and force people to think twice before they go slooping out of the house all hella irresponsible and manically unself-conscious about the shoddy state of repair of these Ugly. Ass. FEET.<BR/><BR/>But you know what else I discovered this year? I actually appreciate a well cared-for pair of bare feet. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY!!!! I've always, ALWAYS hated feet!!<BR/><BR/>Wait--not women's feet. I like women's feet. They seem correct on the ends of women's sultry legs. It's been MEN'S feet that drive me bonkers. But now? If they're taken care of? Clear nails, good proportion, not all crunched and botched, discolored, or have those stumpy little minus-sign toenails? I can actually stand them. Look at them, even.<BR/><BR/>But if they accidentally touch me (yes, I'm talking to YOU, Mr. Subway Stretcher) I'm going to knock the dude out cold.<BR/><BR/>Not kidding.Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02926157658538605081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-39072719439134157122008-07-14T17:38:00.000-04:002008-07-14T17:38:00.000-04:00I only just last night saw an infomercial about th...I only just last night saw an infomercial about the pediegg. Wondered if it worked.NoRegretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13240929627271129160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-7966769201208186102008-07-14T12:27:00.000-04:002008-07-14T12:27:00.000-04:00I just polished my toes this am and I'm the Queen ...I just polished my toes this am and I'm the Queen of Lotion. I have a bottle in just about every room and in each pocketbook. I'm trying to do my part! ; )Lisa Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08096947438461486505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-4610830854188527632008-07-12T00:41:00.000-04:002008-07-12T00:41:00.000-04:00That's what socks are for.That's what socks are for.JR's Thumbprintshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10479324326541901987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-80201269318138449932008-07-11T17:05:00.000-04:002008-07-11T17:05:00.000-04:00Nina~I wondered about that! GREAT!Nina~I wondered about that! GREAT!Terahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05237609498669814077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-45675178564676755782008-07-11T17:00:00.000-04:002008-07-11T17:00:00.000-04:00The PedEgg work wonders...if it can make my husban...The PedEgg work wonders...if it can make my husbands feet look normal again, it can work for anyone!Ninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08060839171999701331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-36953414616753771382008-07-11T15:14:00.000-04:002008-07-11T15:14:00.000-04:00NoR~Uh, no? I can't even be around the slippery, ...NoR~Uh, no? <BR/><BR/>I can't even be around the slippery, slimy, repulsive, ever-so-disgusting creatures! I begin to hyperventialate and nearly break out in hives! I almost failed my 7th grade dissection lab!!!Terahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05237609498669814077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-91784061919513268362008-07-11T15:12:00.000-04:002008-07-11T15:12:00.000-04:00Aw, did you just slap me?Yes, I can be around them...Aw, did you just slap me?<BR/><BR/>Yes, I can be around them sort of, but not ride them. I tried 3 times.NoRegretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13240929627271129160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-77892864973295506632008-07-11T15:09:00.000-04:002008-07-11T15:09:00.000-04:00NoR~Knock it off...it's not happening today...it w...NoR~Knock it off...it's not happening today...it will have to be on a day that I'm actually happy with said Wal-Mart Guy.<BR/><BR/>Are you really scared of horses...now I don't feel so silly about being scared of frogs! Did I really announce that publicly? Damn! Ooooh...maybe I can blog about that too!Terahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05237609498669814077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-30943837702181056822008-07-11T14:34:00.000-04:002008-07-11T14:34:00.000-04:00And now I'm on a sugar high and definitely can't w...And now I'm on a sugar high and definitely can't wait.NoRegretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13240929627271129160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-17225558054645835022008-07-11T13:04:00.000-04:002008-07-11T13:04:00.000-04:00I have no horses! I'm scared of horses! I don't ...I have no horses! I'm scared of horses! I don't want to hold them!NoRegretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13240929627271129160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-65555902680732781152008-07-11T12:39:00.000-04:002008-07-11T12:39:00.000-04:00NoR~Hold your horses!NoR~Hold your horses!Terahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05237609498669814077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-87339374325528970642008-07-11T11:41:00.000-04:002008-07-11T11:41:00.000-04:00Tera, I see no post about WalMart guy.Tera, I see no post about WalMart guy.NoRegretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13240929627271129160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-74336837020898760202008-07-11T10:24:00.000-04:002008-07-11T10:24:00.000-04:00MrT~I have yet to see said halo. You said buttmun...MrT~I have yet to see said halo. You said buttmunching.<BR/><BR/>NoR~EVERYONE should read Torrance!!<BR/><BR/>NoR~Damnation!<BR/><BR/>Belle~SHE'S ALIVE!!!<BR/><BR/>Both you and Susan threw up in your mouths (a little bit) on that one!<BR/><BR/>Yellow??? Ewwww!Terahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05237609498669814077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-48702187992394558562008-07-11T10:11:00.000-04:002008-07-11T10:11:00.000-04:00this post made me throw up in my mouth a little bi...this post made me throw up in my mouth a little bit, because this is a pet peeve of mine to. especially when people let it go for so long it starts to turn yellow.<BR/><BR/>I will make it my duty this summer to help stop the spread of nasty cracked feet.Belle - A Beauty livin with her Beasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10679987247314829742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-76996291562426873922008-07-10T13:09:00.000-04:002008-07-10T13:09:00.000-04:00Tera, tagged. easy one.Tera, tagged. easy one.NoRegretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13240929627271129160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-5472562466456219932008-07-10T09:14:00.000-04:002008-07-10T09:14:00.000-04:00What's funny MRT is that I didn't think that post ...What's funny MRT is that I didn't think that post could be taken to another level. <BR/><BR/>And I've started reading Torrance too...<BR/><BR/>I thought that was a sock puppet, not a halo.NoRegretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13240929627271129160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-48373719621468300022008-07-10T01:06:00.000-04:002008-07-10T01:06:00.000-04:00She was surprised that I made a joke about a guy r...She was surprised that I made a joke about a guy reading Torrence's infamous blog post about the wonderful world of mouthlings and decided to take it up a notch by exploring the exciting world of buttmunching.<BR/><BR/>Just because I have that halo over my head doesn't mean I'm all that innocent.M. Robert Turnagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01482286060613197537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-51944418448848090802008-07-10T00:08:00.000-04:002008-07-10T00:08:00.000-04:00Churlita~Well there's nothing wrong with that...*I...Churlita~Well there's nothing wrong with that...*In the Grey Poupon voice* carry on then, carry on.<BR/><BR/>Bobby~Welcome! Pewwwww!<BR/><BR/>MrT~Love the alliteration! And you could not be more correct about the awesomeness!<BR/><BR/>I am off to see what you donned NoR's blog with!Terahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05237609498669814077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-73084263586497764002008-07-09T20:47:00.000-04:002008-07-09T20:47:00.000-04:00I started subscribing to the Torrent of Torrence s...I started subscribing to the Torrent of Torrence shortly after the blog crush was revealed. <BR/><BR/>Ain't nothin' to be ashamed about. He's nine kinds of awesome.M. Robert Turnagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01482286060613197537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-5367052719867564932008-07-09T20:32:00.000-04:002008-07-09T20:32:00.000-04:00smells like......corn chipssmells like...<BR/>...corn chipsBobbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15472070140608801080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-45659381023014969882008-07-09T17:24:00.000-04:002008-07-09T17:24:00.000-04:00I'm telling on MRT! He read Torrance's post, like...I'm telling on MRT! He read Torrance's post, likely because of you and just blew my mind on my blog.NoRegretshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13240929627271129160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-20454302499908178392008-07-09T15:54:00.000-04:002008-07-09T15:54:00.000-04:00I do almost everything I can not to look at anyone...I do almost everything I can not to look at anyone's feet. In my world, everyone has perfect feet, including me. I'm happily delusional.Churlitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05018288474865559384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-77876455380415111142008-07-09T11:51:00.000-04:002008-07-09T11:51:00.000-04:00Nance~Nursing Home INMATES??? Nance you know you ...Nance~Nursing Home INMATES??? Nance you know you really crack me up!<BR/><BR/>"Blargh..." I must use this at least 3 times over the course of the next couple of days.Terahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05237609498669814077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2487454926395614256.post-91649727558534602952008-07-09T10:57:00.000-04:002008-07-09T10:57:00.000-04:00Blargh. Feet are just ickky. I hate summertime wh...Blargh. Feet are just ickky. I hate summertime when I'm forced to look at them or worse, LISTEN TO PEOPLE IN FLIP-FLOPS DRAG THEM ON THE GROUND WHEN THEY WALK. <BR/><BR/>STOP SHUFFLING LIKE NURSING-HOME INMATES, PEOPLE. It's called "walking". Look into it.Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.com